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In The Northern Kingdom,
we eat babies,
in blue terry cloth bathrobes.
I am but a flawed melange
of corn, soy and
tenderized meat by-products.
You can’t just stick the
genie back in the bottle.
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Hobbies:
Getting wrecked
and reading Whitman.
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ORIGINAL PIECE by: FMJBotham
They don’t come out very well.
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REMIX by: eyedoc11
ORIGINAL REMIXES BY: JDA Winslow, Hannah Trees, Steve Roggenbuck, Justin Carter, Josh Spilker, Rachel Hyman.
the only cars I can recall regularly driving
down regular roads are the worst cars
driven by the worst drivers.
there is really nothing regular about it.
their windows are open.
their faces make me grateful
for the number of times i have fallen in love.
i am having a great night.
ohio is having a great night.
i am \ being mellowed
ohio is \ being mellowed
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REMIX by mbt
ORIGINAL TEXT by
@WinkyLuftlecker
@newtown11
@ponsfordmcquain
@JRNarcissus
“It’s so bad,”
someone on the television said.
Like anyone knows,
everyone screamed
(rain on your wedding day)
I will never know.
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REMIX by: J.D.A. Winslow
ORIGINAL TEXT by:
Ponsford McQuain
Shannon Adele
Winky Luftlecker
Nathan Masserang
J.R. Narcissus
This winter is your breakfast
These tears are you mouthwash
These memories are your ipecac
Chelsea dislocated her shoulder after prom
Eating Hunan at the Oriental Super Buffet
(to avoid having to kiss you)
At a trucker’s lounge in Ohio,
Asked a bunch of students if they are Jordan Castro
(because, will someone do a poem, please?!)
Just a couple of creeps drinkin hot tub water at the Hampton Inn
Headbang neck pains
Best prom ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(only?)
I hate myself and want to die
but I’m too scared
I always share the empty death
I tried to warn you
death is an STD
I tried to always share
The sound of loneliness makes me happier
The taste of horniness makes me flaccid
The smell of frustration makes me relaxed
I feel so much better about myself now that I feel better about myself
Now that that winter is over
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REMIX by Winkyluftlecker
ORIGINAL TEXT by ex1up, johnmortara, ponsfordmcquain, postitbreakup, handlingdoom, zackschuster
(The windows are open)
I need wine,
or snow
I tried to warn you,
(a bad idea)
I haven’t been dying
unearthly Grace,
I haven’t been dying.
she was telling me
different ways to kill people
(lament, lament, lament).
It was very weird,
very hot too.
headbang neck pains
i hate myself and want to die
but i’m too scared so i’ll just cry
just a couple of creeps drinkin hot tub water at the Hampton Inn
the sound of loneliness makes me happier
i always share the empty death
i tried to warn you
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Original text by: handlingdoom, ponsfordmcquain, JRNarcissus, postitbreakup, zackschuster
Hey Yall Whatcha Doin?
MY FACE IS ON THE COVER OF THE NEW YORKER. ALL I KNOW IS THAT OLDER WHITE PEOPLE READ THAT SHIT. SOOO TIGHT
I Felt Famous As Shit Got Damn
I Seen Lindsey Lohan. And Met Beyonce, Didnt Know She Was A Fan. Shit Is Crazy As Fuck. Dude, Im So Stoked Right Now
It Was A Moment Where I Was Like, O Fuck, Am i Really Here?
Threw Song Waka On And Started Bugging Out In The Room. They Were Looking At Us Like We Were Crazy. Rich People Try To Look Cool 24/7 I See.
Dont Come Up To Me Talking About Your New line Of Something And Tryna Collab, I Dont Fuck With You B. Shits Awkward And Annoying.
Me And My Friends Have BMX Bikes Now Shit Is Soo Fucking Gnar. Like 7 Deep Bunny Hopping Everywhere. Im Gonna Build A Kicker Rap Today
Look Yall, We Some Old Ass Black Niggas That Hang At Starbucks, Play Chess And Try To Fuck Teens
What’s Really Good!
Hahaha They Said Lego Had A Kid.
Going Fucking Paintballing For The First Time Today Nigga!!!!!!
Me Hanging My Black Friend!
YOU ARE A DYKE BABY
I AM A STANK BITCH
YOU TAP DANCING MONKEY
MUSTY DYKE
Nashy As Fuck
Fuck, My 15 Minutes Are Almost Up.
I CANT SLEEP, LAST NIGHT AND TONGHT IS TOO MUCH FOR ONE WEEK.
GOODNIZZIGHT
Fuck I Cant Even Sleep Right Now. All The New Shit I Heard. This Nigga Came In Like ‘YEAAAAHHHH’ And I Looked Up From Play Some Minor Note
UHhhhhhh
There Was A Time Where i Posted Fun Shit On This Twitter. Fuck Twitter.
BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON
Last Thing, He Walked In On Me Playing the Piano. Like, What The Fuck.
i am become refrigerator.
i am become sports fan.
get up, you problem;
you bad person.
come here.
climb in.
get cool.
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REMIX by mbt
ORIGINAL TEXT by Beach_Sloth, zackschuster, haha_what, handlingdoom, EyeDoc11
not my baby
hahahah
sparrows love songs
something shallow
i’m so sick of reading all your poems world
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REMIX by handlingdoom
ORIGINAL TEXT by siblingss, e_arnie, eyedoc11, mbt, ponsfordmcquain, vomitweek, deckfight
So long to find you
love songs,
out of the sky,
(apologetic)
great lives,
baby.
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REMIX by: JDA Winslow
ORIGINAL TEXT by BeachSloth, Scott H. Stoller, james alden, M. Thomas Stevenson, mbt.Good commentary on “EXISTENTIAL CRISIS IN AISLE SEVEN”
(Source: poetrybyemilydickinson)
Bro ghost crying naked hysterical
In a grocery store
fantasy on fire, face discovered girlfriend
you cannot empty a basketball court of dogs
or a face full of soy sausages
or a generation of madness
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REMIX by: helpimburnt
ORIGINAL TEXT by: eyedoc11, vomitweet and ponsfordmcquain.
a bag of cocaine
and a baby
fall out the window
this is so much fun
i love
physical comedy
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REMIX by: James Alden
ORIGINAL TEXT by: bearwave, feeeeeeel, rednewsom, crispinbest.
