That winter I ate more Salmon than a bear in Alaska

This winter is your breakfast

These tears are you mouthwash

These memories are your ipecac

Chelsea dislocated her shoulder after prom

Eating Hunan at the Oriental Super Buffet

(to avoid having to kiss you)

At a trucker’s lounge in Ohio,

Asked a bunch of students if they are Jordan Castro

(because, will someone do a poem, please?!)

Just a couple of creeps drinkin hot tub water at the Hampton Inn

Headbang neck pains

Best prom ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(only?)

I hate myself and want to die

but I’m too scared

I always share the empty death

I tried to warn you

death is an STD

I tried to always share

The sound of loneliness makes me happier

The taste of horniness makes me flaccid

The smell of frustration makes me relaxed

I feel so much better about myself now that I feel better about myself

Now that that winter is over

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REMIX by Winkyluftlecker

ORIGINAL TEXT by ex1up, johnmortara, ponsfordmcquain, postitbreakup, handlingdoom, zackschuster