Poetry by Emily Dickinson

Confessional Poem

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 00:57:33 -0400

I dressed like you today.

In The Northern Kingdom,
we eat babies,
in blue terry cloth bathrobes.

I am but a flawed melange
of corn, soy and
tenderized meat by-products.

You can’t just stick the
genie back in the bottle.

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Wise on whisky, glum on gin

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:57:34 -0500

Hobbies:

Getting wrecked

and reading Whitman.

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I Prefer The Company Of Dogs To The Company Of Men

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 22:09:12 -0500

I make poems. They don’t come out very well.

I am filled with savage music.

Rich people are always smiling and taking off my pants.

I’m getting too old for this.

I am filled with savage music.

I want to make tiny clones of you and swallow them like pills.

I’m getting too old for this.

Purify my soul with a Brita filter.

I want to make tiny clones of you, swallow them like pills,

kiss you in a bathtub filled with smartphones,

purify my soul with a Brita filter,

lament, lament, lament.

Kiss you in a bathtub filled with smartphones?

Is this a bad idea?

Lament, lament, lament,

now that The Rapture didn’t happen.

Is this a bad idea?

I am filled with savage music.

Now that the The Rapture didn’t happen I make poems.

They don’t come out very well.

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the only cars I can recall regularly driving down regular roads are the worst carsdriven by the...

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:26:05 -0500

the only cars I can recall regularly driving
down regular roads are the worst cars
driven by the worst drivers.
there is really nothing regular about it.
their windows are open.
their faces make me grateful
for the number of times i have fallen in love.
i am having a great night.
ohio is having a great night.
i am \ being mellowed
ohio is \ being mellowed

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@WinkyLuftlecker
@newtown11
@ponsfordmcquain
@JRNarcissus

Dicing with death has never been so dull

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 18:04:58 -0500

Every bit of money had been spent

“It’s so bad,”
someone on the television said.

Like anyone knows,
everyone screamed

(rain on your wedding day)
I will never know.

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Ponsford McQuain
Shannon Adele
Winky Luftlecker
Nathan Masserang
J.R. Narcissus

That winter I ate more Salmon than a bear in Alaska

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 12:36:13 -0500

This winter is your breakfast

These tears are you mouthwash

These memories are your ipecac

Chelsea dislocated her shoulder after prom

Eating Hunan at the Oriental Super Buffet

(to avoid having to kiss you)

At a trucker’s lounge in Ohio,

Asked a bunch of students if they are Jordan Castro

(because, will someone do a poem, please?!)

Just a couple of creeps drinkin hot tub water at the Hampton Inn

Headbang neck pains

Best prom ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(only?)

I hate myself and want to die

but I’m too scared

I always share the empty death

I tried to warn you

death is an STD

I tried to always share

The sound of loneliness makes me happier

The taste of horniness makes me flaccid

The smell of frustration makes me relaxed

I feel so much better about myself now that I feel better about myself

Now that that winter is over

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Unearthly Grace and I

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 10:48:05 -0500

Is this a bad idea?
(The windows are open)

I need wine,
or snow

I tried to warn you,
(a bad idea)

I haven’t been dying

unearthly Grace,
I haven’t been dying.

she was telling me
different ways to kill people

(lament, lament, lament).

It was very weird,
very hot too.

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handling doom

Ponsford McQuain
Scott H. Stoller
Winky Luftlecker

For handlingdoom

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 13:36:06 -0500

headbang neck pains
i hate myself and want to die
but i’m too scared so i’ll just cry
just a couple of creeps drinkin hot tub water at the Hampton Inn
the sound of loneliness makes me happier

i always share the empty death
i tried to warn you

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TYLER, THE CREATOR - I Am So Fucking Stoked Right Now Nigga TWITTER REMIX BITCHES WITH ASS LIKE WHOOMP

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 10:48:06 -0500

Hey Yall Whatcha Doin?

MY FACE IS ON THE COVER OF THE NEW YORKER. ALL I KNOW IS THAT OLDER WHITE PEOPLE READ THAT SHIT. SOOO TIGHT

I Felt Famous As Shit Got Damn

I Seen Lindsey Lohan. And Met Beyonce, Didnt Know She Was A Fan. Shit Is Crazy As Fuck. Dude, Im So Stoked Right Now

It Was A Moment Where I Was Like, O Fuck, Am i Really Here?

Threw Song Waka On And Started Bugging Out In The Room. They Were Looking At Us Like We Were Crazy. Rich People Try To Look Cool 24/7 I See.

Dont Come Up To Me Talking About Your New line Of Something And Tryna Collab, I Dont Fuck With You B. Shits Awkward And Annoying.

Me And My Friends Have BMX Bikes Now Shit Is Soo Fucking Gnar. Like 7 Deep Bunny Hopping Everywhere. Im Gonna Build A Kicker Rap Today

Look Yall, We Some Old Ass Black Niggas That Hang At Starbucks, Play Chess And Try To Fuck Teens

What’s Really Good!

Hahaha They Said Lego Had A Kid.

Going Fucking Paintballing For The First Time Today Nigga!!!!!!

Me Hanging My Black Friend!

YOU ARE A DYKE BABY

I AM A STANK BITCH

YOU TAP DANCING MONKEY

MUSTY DYKE

Nashy As Fuck

Fuck, My 15 Minutes Are Almost Up.

I CANT SLEEP, LAST NIGHT AND TONGHT IS TOO MUCH FOR ONE WEEK.

GOODNIZZIGHT

Fuck I Cant Even Sleep Right Now. All The New Shit I Heard. This Nigga Came In Like ‘YEAAAAHHHH’ And I Looked Up From Play Some Minor Note

UHhhhhhh

There Was A Time Where i Posted Fun Shit On This Twitter. Fuck Twitter.

BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON

Last Thing, He Walked In On Me Playing the Piano. Like, What The Fuck.

recent victims of a combination of certain things

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 20:22:32 -0500

i am become refrigerator.
i am become sports fan.
get up, you problem;
you bad person.
come here.
climb in.
get cool.

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great lives or that's what happens clouds

Sun, 11 Dec 2011 20:00:07 -0500

not my baby
hahahah
sparrows love songs
something shallow

i’m so sick of reading all your poems world

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Oh

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 13:27:08 -0500

So long to find you

love songs,

out of the sky,

(apologetic)

great lives,
baby.

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Temporary Signs: EXISTENTIAL CRISIS IN AISLE SEVEN

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 15:17:09 -0500

Temporary Signs: EXISTENTIAL CRISIS IN AISLE SEVEN:

Good commentary on “EXISTENTIAL CRISIS IN AISLE SEVEN”

EXISTENTIAL CRISIS IN AISLE SEVEN

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 13:04:42 -0500

Bro ghost crying naked hysterical
In a grocery store
fantasy on fire, face discovered girlfriend
you cannot empty a basketball court of dogs
or a face full of soy sausages
or a generation of madness

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EXTREME SENSATION OF WORTHLESSNESS

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 16:28:42 -0500

a bag of cocaine

and a baby

fall out the window

this is so much fun

i love

physical comedy

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Matt Margo of Cormac McCarthy’s Dead Typewriter reading 12...

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 14:00:33 -0500

Matt Margo of Cormac McCarthy’s Dead Typewriter reading 12 poems from Poetry by Emily Dickinson.

untitled

Sun, 27 Nov 2011 21:12:59 -0500

An Atheist in the Army
unexploded mine on the beach
from the air I saw babbies
okay let’s get weird

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Is this meme on a civilian labor force in my mouth? put your baby on me as a way to say...

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 12:21:05 -0500

Is this meme
on a civilian labor force in my mouth?

put your baby on me
as a way to say hello?

pyramid like Bangkok
after I already feel like robbing banks?

a city where wild boars
get called wild all the time?

This is what happens
when you swallow my tongue
in a hot tubb.

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poetry by emily dickinson

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 00:33:17 -0500

throughout history, there have been

human beings, beans of my heart,

a Golden Domestic House machine.

maybe if bob marley taught me

everything, like your breath,

my twitter, bracelets, and butt

life would be better

i would say that

as a person, maybe

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starting now

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 16:27:05 -0400

i am heavy machinery.
i am several attractive women.
i am a beauty massage.
i am changing the world
with my own brand of lollipop.

i am the love of my life.

starting now.

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